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GUEST EDITORIAL
(by Lisa Blanc)
Lisa Blanc first contributed a guest editorial for
our newsletter wayyyy back in .
Let's all welcome her back for another installment of her thoughts about
various aspects of the
Bat-universe. *FANFARE*
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"BRUCE WAYNE: The Television Show? Sources
have told the Comics Continuum that WB is
interesting in doing a pilot about Bruce when he is 18 and training around the
world. It seems
that the proposed live-action BRUCE WAYNE show has a writer. The writer slated
for the series
is THE IRON GIANT screenwriter Tim McCanlies. This show looks ever more
possible that it could
actually happen, and sooner then expected as well!"
—BTAN editor Tim "Two-Face" Leighton, .
I’m sorry, call me a cynic if you will, but when
I read this, I was anything but joyful. In
fact, I let out a dismayed whine as I suspect many others have or will if this
comes to be. I
love Bruce, please don’t think otherwise, but this is a BAD IDEA…. Let me
expand upon why.
First and foremost: Live action? No more
horrid words have ever echoed into the rocky
precipices that form the Batcave. Batman was created with pen and paper, and
that is where he
should stay. With a live action series it is inevitable that the shows
will steadily lose
their focus – only one in fifty episodes will deal with young Bruce’s
devotion to vengeance and
justice, and the other 49 will be filth and nausea. Taking advantage of
his youth and lack of supervision, writers will waste no time in turning Bruce Wayne’s crusade to
another 7:00 drama
for horny teenagers. It’ll be Dawson’s Creek, except Bruce’s world
travels will of course
prompt the writer to supply him with a girl in every international
port-of-call. Live action
shows are based on sex appeal, and cartoon images avoid that to a much greater
extent. Do I
have to remind you of the appalling *ahem* anatomy shots in the last Batman
movie. A show based
on sex and selling advertisement space with Bruce Wayne as a pretense would
nauseate me and
label Batman nothing more than a sex fiend with some hobby along the lines of
stopping crime
when he’s not flirting.
Secondly: No actor, no matter how good, can ever
accurately portray someone who has lived so
long in two dimensions. As a phantom created to thrive in our
imaginations, Batman is
intangible, tortured, and yet somehow wonderfully supernatural. There is
some essence in Bob
Kane’s creation that makes him more than a man, less than a god, subject to
fault yet painfully
close to infallibility, and actors cannot grasp that, it seems, without having
lived it
themselves or being EXTREMELY gifted. This is not the kind of talent
you’re going to find in
someone who must be passed off as 18 years old. The supernatural
mystique of Batman in drawn
form - the way his cape sits perfectly on his shoulders, or the shadows of a
bat which he
sometimes casts, the perfect arch his Bat-a-rang makes, or his perfectly
noiseless tread- can’t
be represented by the ordinary people that actors are. This is why the
movies are written to
be pathetically corny instead of true to the character. This is why no
actor can portray Bruce
Wayne.
Finally: I imagine it will actually do me physical
harm to see the Bruce Wayne I’ve grown to
love transmuted into a Terry McGinnis wanna-be. I’m sorry, but
McGinnis’ character, attitude,
lack of devotion - he is a poorly developed character unfit to stand next to
Wayne under the
title Batman. NO TRAINING (actually that’s a separate issue I have
with BB), no loyalty, and I
fear (reasonably) that these traits would become mixed in with the devotion
and nobility of
Batman to try and somehow "average them together" and get a
reasonable estimate of what Brucie
would be like at a younger age. *shudder* To sum this up, I think
that I would see bits of
McGinnis in Bruce and that would make me dislike him severely, something I
don’t want to do. I
look at the lack of development in McGinnis, and I sense that the same failure
to present a
reasonable facsimile of a Bat-in-training would exist in Young Bruce.
So, sorry if I rambled, but I hope you see my
point. I think I would feel differently if this
was a movie idea, and I must admit that Michael Keaton was close in character
to the Bat.
Still, I DO NOT like this series idea, and would be glad if I made you
question it at all.
Good day.
+)[it’s a smiling cyclops]
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AND THAT'S THE FACTS
(by "Reliable Source")
(Yes, I understand that the title is grammatically
incorrect. So sue us. Actually, nix that. Don't sue us.)
(DISCLAIMER: For those of you who are not
yet familiar, Reliable Source is an anonymous character who first surfaced on
Batman: The Animated Message Boards, spewing forth ridiculous predictions
about the future of Batman Beyond under the guise of spoiler warnings.
His controversial posts created quite a buzz, and have landed him a temporary
column with this newsletter. The thoughts and ideas expressed by this
shady character are in no way officially connected to Kids WB, Batman Beyond,
this newsletter, or anything that is decent or holy. That said, on with
the show.)
Folks, this week I got a letter in the ol' mailbag
that really opened my eyes. If you remember, the last two weeks were
devoted to a survey of sorts, on how Batman Beyond is doing.
I got this letter from Peter Destructo: "Whatever happened to your
undercover work at WB Animation, Reliable Source? I mean, Tim [Two-Face] is
doing a poll soon. Who needs your polling? Go back to what you do best!"
Ladies and gentlemen, it seems that I have lost
track of my mission, to be a reliable Reliable Source and bring you the most
up-to-date information that I possibly can. And for this, I humbly
apologize, and take 50 lashes with a wet noodle. As soon as I read this
letter, I promptly took action.
Under cover of night and shadow of moonery, I
scaled the walls of the WB Studios and hid inside a potted plant outside the
producers' offices. Now, since I always protect my sources, I cannot
name names. Let's just call these people Paul Timm and Bruce Dini, which
are of course not their real actual names. Apparently, these men and WB
have made an unprecedented decision. Seeing as Batman Beyond and Pokémon
are the network's two hottest cartoons, they are planning a crossover movie
event of epic proportions...POKEMON BEYOND!
Ash, Brock, and Misty hear of Batman and think he
is some rare type of Pokémon, an evolved version of Golbat. They go to
Gotham and are attacked by the Jokerz. Ash promptly dispenses several
monsters from his Pokéball and scares the gang away. A spy for Paxton
Powers witnesses this, and tells his boss, who immediately wants a sample of
this amazing Pokéball technology, and dispatches Shriek and Inque to steal it
for him. Soon, Batman finds that he must guard these three kids from the
threat of his enemies. Things are further complicated when Misty
develops a huge crush on Terry. There is a great catfight between her
and Dana.
I don't know about you, but I say break out the
popcorn, this one could sink the Titanic.
Thank you, Mr. Destructo, for writing in, and remember that you all can
contact me at
Reliable_S@hotmail.com.
More as I hear it!
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BATMAN: THE ANIMATED TRIVIA
(by Tim "TWO-FACE" Leighton)
This is one of my favourite sections, where
I get to boggle the minds of all our reader! *EVIL LAUGH* This trivia is all animated-related in some form, and can deal
with ANY aspect of
the show or comics based on the show. Remember, answer the questions WITHIN
THE CONTEXT OF THE
ANIMATED CONTINUITY. Now have fun - let's see how well you do! Answers are
provided below.
I'm restless...therefore I'm just gonna throw down
some miscellaneous questions here. Enjoy.
231. Name the episode in which the SOCIETY OF
SHADOWS first appeared.
A: NIGHT OF THE NINJA
B: OFF BALANCE
C: DAY OF THE SAMAURAI
D: THE DEMON REBORN
E: THE DEMON'S QUEST (Pt. 1)
232. Which of the following were NOT villains that
appeared in the episode MAKE 'EM LAUGH?
A: The Condiment King
B: The Pack-Rat
C: Mighty Ma
D: Dark Helmet
E: The Mad Hatter
233. At the time of this newsletter's publication,
which of the following villains have yet to make more than one appearance in
the BATMAN BEYOND series (including both TV and comics)?
A: Inque
B: The Terrific Trio
C: Blight
D: Dr. Cuvier
E: Shriek
234. Which of the following people does NOT know
Batman's true identity?
A: Dr. Leslie Thompkins
B: Ra's Al Ghul
C: Dr. Hugo Strange
D: The Joker
E: The Mad Hatter
235. At the end of the episode "TWO-FACE (Pt.
1)" what colour is the eyebrow over Harvey's bad eye?
Answer: ____________
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ANSWERS TO THE TRIVIA
Answer to #231: B
Answer to #232: C, D
Answer to #233: C, E
Answer to #234: E (The Joker DOES know, but doesn't know he knows)
Answer to #235: WHITE - it's a blooper, though. It SHOULD be black.
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LITTLE FACTS AND BLOOPERS
(by Tim "TWO-FACE" Leighton)
Here is a section that just points out various
little facts and bloopers that we have noticed
while watching BTAS and STAS countless times. If you have anything to
contribute, feel free to
do so! Enjoy!
CONBTRIBUTED BY STAFF:
1) William H. Macy (FARGO, PLEASANTVILLE, MYSTERY MEN) provides the voice of
Aaron (the guy
that befriended Inque) in the episode "Disappearing Inque".
CONTRIBUTED BY OTHERS:
(by "Peter Destructo")
1) Are Batman's cape and cowl connected or not? Most people would say
"yes" immediately. In
most of the references to it, they are connected. However, "Over The
Edge," Batman easily whips
off his cape and fills it with rocks to whip it around in the big fight. BUT,
elsewhere in that
scene, the person he is fighting with takes him by his cape and spins him
around! What is going
on here?
(by "CKent15")
2) In the BTAS episode "Old Wounds," when Robin is following Connor,
he uses that
flying/gliding trick that he does later as Nightwing. However, In The
Lost Years comics, which
this story is adapted from, Dick didn't learn that trick until much later,
when he was training
with natives in Brazil.
3) Not really a goof, just a cool little tidbit...
in the Batman Beyond episode "Rats," the rat
character is showing Dana his collection of things that no one wants. As
an example, he holds
up an action figure of the magma character from "Heroes." Is
this the producers way of
acknowledging the fan sentiment that "Heroes" sucked?
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MERCHANDISING: WHERE THE REAL BAT-CASH IS MADE
(by anyone that wants to contribute)
Yes, that's right. We have no designated writer
for this column, so anyone that wants to
contribute may - just submit an article to the editor and if he approves,
you'll see it here!