Bugs'
Censored Twelve
Craig
Fri., May 4, 2001 19:21
In a most distoibing toin of events, the Wall Street Journal reported
today that the much-anticipated 2001 "June Bugs" marathon on Cartoon
Network, planned as the first time the complete chronology of Bugs
Bunny cartoons would be broadcast, will fall short of that promise.
A dozen cartoons short, to be exact.
Millions of animation fans across the country had been looking
forward to this event for over a year, and several fans had already
stocked up on blank tapes for the event. Many of these classics
have not been officially released for years and many a collector
haspaid a pretty penny (and in some cases, several thousand pretty
pennies!) to get their hands on bootleg copies. Cartoon Network,
now the sole owner of the rights to broadcast Warner Bros.' classic
cartoons, was putting the network on the line by planning to air
these cartoons (with blatant disclaimers that they were presented
for historical accuracy purposes). Still, if they had run, dozens
of civil rights groups would undoubtedly have been jumping down
their throats (quite the unsanitary practice) before the next commercial
break.
But they were forced to give way to pressure from Warner Bros.,
who claimed that public exhibition of the offensive cartoons would
hurt their merchandising venues with the character (heaven knows,
the world couldn't survive if they had to cut back on the production
of shampoo bottles and band-aids with Bugs' face on 'em!). Warners,
in addition to owning the cartoons, is Cartoon Network's parent
company. The number one rule of succeeding in business today is
that it is usually not a brilliant idea to tick off your boss, so
the Network caved in, and twelve ofthe planned 177 cartoons have
been removed from the lineup.
These cartoons, for the most part, were considered offensive for
some parody / exaggeration of certain aspects of various races.
These parodies were done with little or no malice intended at the
time--the whole purpose of cartoons was to create silly, exaggerated
portrayals of real-life people and things for comic effect. Then
again, there have already been complaints about the "violence" implied
by Elmer Fudd carrying a gun and Porky Pig's speech impediment.
Can Brooklynites protesting Bugs' stereotyped accent be far behind?
Well, yes. Probably so. That'd just be downright silly. Still,
the removal of these cartoons is something of a kick in the pants
for cartoon buffs. A listing of the now-banned cartoons(dubbed "Bugs'
Censored Twelve" by fan Jon Cooke, in reference to the infamous
"Censored Eleven" Warner cartoons):
- Hiawatha's Rabbit Hunt - Featuring a stereotypical Injun trying
to catch Bugs
- All This and Rabbit Stew - The only Bugs cartoon on the Censored
Eleven, featuring a stereotypical black boy trying to catch Bugs
- Any Bonds Today? - A completely inoffensive propagandapiece,
with Bugs doing a Jolson impression
- What's Cookin' Doc? - Featuring an extended clip from "Hiawatha's
Rabbit Hunt"
- Bugs Bunny Nips the Nips - One of the most infamous Bugs Bunny cartoons,
with Bugs heckling a troop of Japanese soldiers
- Herr Meets Hare - With a caricature of Goering hunting Bugs down
and bringing him to Hitler
- Mississippi Hare - Bugs winding up in a riverboat shipping cotton,
with various black stereotypes throughout
- Which is Witch? - With a stereotypical witch doctor trying to capture
Bugs
- A Feather In His Hare - A different stereotypical Injun trying to
catch Bugs
- Frigid Hare - Bugs trying to rescue that cute penguin in the top
hat from a stereotypical Eskimo
- Bushy Hare - The stereotypical Australian Nature Boy, trying to
kill Bugs
- Horse Hare - Yosemite Sam and a bunch of stereotypical Injuns trying
to invade Bugs' fort
For those of you who still plan to watch the marathon, it will
air from Friday, June 1 at 11 PM to Sunday, June 3 at 12 AM on Cartoon
Network. For those of you who plan to boycott the marathon in a
futile last-ditch effort of protestation to express how sickeningly
despicable you find this entire situation, it will air from Friday,
June 1 at 11 PM to Sunday, June 3 at 12 AM on Cartoon Network. |